delicately prepared soldier

BURIAL OF delicately prepared DEAD AMERICAN SOLDIER
A) Here we have a delicately prepared dead american soldier!
B)Lower the body!
(body is lowered)
CHEERS (prompted)
B)Raise the body!
(body is raised)
CHEERS
A)Oh I forgot to follow with a bouquet garni
B)Lower the Body!
CHEERS
B)Raise the Body!
A)OH AND THe anise chervil
B)Lower the Body
B)Raise the Body
A)The tie needs tinkling!
B)Lower the Body
B)Raise the Body
A)Now please the bog mortle
B) LOWER the body
Etc. (redundancy is the the essence-continue indefinitely)